I asked a girl once why she was vegetarian. I said, is it because you love animals? And she replied, no it's because I had plants. To that I said, don't ever let someone take you to see the Palace Gardens- you'd both end up in jail.

Kelly Batten
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  5. You two would get on like a house on fire. Don't douse the flames before you've struck a match.

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